The biggest ponzi in history is boarding. Doges are in. Wojaks are in. The frogs are late, as always. You've got seven days. Then the wave hits, and you're either on the ship or under it.
No app. No button. No signature. One transaction from your own wallet, and Ponzink sees it. If you can send a token, you can board.
The wave has a name. $PONZINK launches on Tsunami, the new DEX on Ink. Grab at least 500,000. Keep them in a wallet you control, not on an exchange.
Send exactly 500,000 $PONZINK to the burn address. One transfer. Not 499,999. Not two halves. The chain doesn't round up.
0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaDYour burn is your ticket. A seat is assigned to the wallet that burned. Nothing else to do. Now you wait for your turn, and you don't miss it.
One thing is certain: volume fills the chest. The rest is carved inside the citadel. One rule drops per day until the harbour closes. Follow the captain.
The harbour doesn't care. The countdown doesn't pause for your research. There are two kinds of wallets on Ink this week.
Aboard. A seat with their name on it. Waiting for their day like it's Christmas.
On the quay. Watching the wave. Asking "wen next harbour" to a captain who doesn't answer.
When it's your turn, the ship calls your seat. Miss it and it sails without you. There is no second harbour.